Christmas Dream...

This Christmas I had the pleasure, along with my nine brothers and sisters(See sidebar for full list of their names), to visit Porto's own Banana Farm. We had a marvelous time, although my young sister Orla did fall ill during the visit. Something called "Banana Pox". We couldn't stay long because most of our family couldn't handle being away from Loch Ness Monster. However, it was beautiful looking at the bananas. There were at least fifty foreign photographers taking pictures of the tall yellow fruits. We were interrupted by a shout of happiness when the owner (Augustin Porto), announced to cheers and crying maidens that he had finally discovered the cure for Banana pox. He had been looking for the cure for 49 years, and it was made difficult because he couldn't journey out of his banana patch. "The cure", he announced, "Is a banana". The patch was filled with fireworks and $122,000 worth of corn dogs for 8 hours. We decided to leave because there was someone with Corniosis(a disease which makes the victim advertise melons). It is great to be back in Loch Ness Monster, and remember the cure for Banana Pox! (Write it down now so you don't forget!)

~Nadine~