Loch Ness Monster History

Since I am so attached to my hometown, I thought I would give you a few details about its past. This is the story of how Loch Ness Monster was founded. It was founded in an event called The Onion Rebellion.

You see, this occurred in around 4567.9 BC, so it is pretty amazing that I remember it perfectly. It all started in a town called Conkye(This was in later years named Loch Ness Monster).Their life was dedicated to planting onions. Every son and daughter worked till dawn, and when they were finished they worked till night, and then when they were finished they worked till dawn. There tireless work equals the statistic that we produce 1.2 % of the worlds supply of onions. There are two food groups in Loch Ness Monster. One is onions. The second is all the other stuff. Of course, the onion food group is most important.

Suddenly, one day the leader of our town fell ill to nothing else but onion poisoning. The inhabitants of Conkeye were terrified and fled to the showers. Soon, 93% of our population was booking airline tickets to Onion Springs. This was because Conkeye was beginning to have massive onion shortages. The villagers were forced to go to Onion springs and reclaim there lost territory(This included The lake Loch Ness). This territory had been given up by the Conkynese in earlier years. The people of Onion Springs were petrified and soon evolved into petrified wood. This drastic "fight" was called The Onion Rebellion, and remembered as what people would do when there dearest comfort was gone. New foods became to take shape, one of the first was the toast. The first one was crashed into a telephone pole. That sacred piece of toast because known as "The Wise and The Burnt", and is currently in the Loch Ness Monster Hall of Fame. There is only one item in that whole place.

Soon 12.879% of people in the world became to visit this new city called Loch Ness Monster. One of them was my Great(x 34)Grandmother who had worked in a toast mill all her life. She was 3.8 feet tall, but was very intimidating. And a few (34)lines later the great line came to me. My father works in the Loch Ness Monster Hall of Fame, where it is his job to keep watch on "The Wise and The Burnt". It is a very difficult job. People have attempted to steal it 392 times in history.

There you go! Now you know a little more about my dear hometown of Loch Ness Monster. If you want to visit just take a left at the sign "Loch Ness Monster on your left". It is a great place!

~Nadine~