Peninya's Secret Legend

My Great Aunt Peninya lives with us in Loch Ness Monster. She is very old, but can still whack someone in the head with her old mustard bottle. Once she lost it and it went flying into a tree. That is when disaster struck. It was in the form of lightning. It destroyed the mustard bottle and turned Peninya into a chocolate dragon. Peninya tried a variety of spells to turn her back and only one of them worked. The one that worked didn't work after all and she was stuck as a chocolate dragon. She thought all hope was lost, until my Grandmother, Chamonile Gunk Cahulamae, found Peninya stuck in the ground with a label that said "Dangerous; Do not touch unless you are a mean person".

Chamonile untied her and told her to stay hidden for the next 56 years. Peninya said "See you soon" and left for a desert island called Fishcobb. This island breeded goats and was often exploded because a nasty person lived there by the name of Rabelio Don-Smetzier. Rabelio was a gardener and he was allergic to goats. The goats had magical properties so when ever they were blown up they gained an extra head. It was over all a strange island. Rabelio's allergies were terrible and he was soon very old and nicknamed Old Bofoose. He still lived on the island with all the goats, most of whom, had at least four heads. Anyway, Peninya didn't like the island too much, plus Rabelio had adopted a new haircut shaped like a salad. Peninya returned to Loch Ness Monster and took refuge in the lake for 56 years. She was to stay hidden at all costs so she never spoke to anyone except Chamonile.

There was only one time when Peninya was spotted. The picture looks like this. Peninya has lived with us ever since and we all honor her service to Loch Ness Monster with hope and marbles.

~Nadine~