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Hi are you litening to me because if you aare tell me! hi.

now today i was on a boat. and i ate a pie.

Excruciating Guilt/Meatball

I can not go on about all the terrible things that have been going on in Loch Ness Monster! They are too horrible to describe, but if I, Nadine Peninya Wulferick James Rock Cahulamae, can not speak about them then who will? WHO? WHO??!!

Okay I have now deflated and am able to tell you the whole story. I will start with the best news this week. Loch Ness Monster's Oldest Citizen has become a day older, and Loch Ness Monster's youngest citizen has been born. Another amazing change has come to our economy! The US bought 4% of our cabbage farmers which means that we don't have anyone to grow cabbage. You may be thinking 'Well, what about the other 96%?' That is a fair question, but the answer is that the other 96% were stolen from us by the chinese who I think were planning to investigate a new type of macaroni.

The real bad thing that has happened is that there is a new monster in Loch Ness. It was all a mistake, a complete accident! There is a great monster called the... I can't say it.... The Scadoober-pop! There I said it! First you must view the picture of this fearsome beast.

It just makes me so mad to think they are wandering around stealing all of our stuff! Just yesterday while I was pretending to be a goat, it stole my antlers. The only thing it ever says is "Take me home, so I can roam, next to a black cat and a zoo with donut shaped designs." I tried to decipher it using severla codes I know. Here are the deciphered messages: "a;lij4;rq2j$lkjfao3jflakjsfow3 jsdofj349wrij-cork-fq48j-r089uefjkodsj405q9u34#$jf9p 4uiow45jfoasije" another

"spoon-cork- doon=parrot-welding rod-pelt of fur-rabbit- dog w/ or w/o fleas- corn shaped dining room-pipe with donut filling- marshmallow plumbing"

and the final code:

"unavailable i repeat unavailable"

Try out the codes you know on this message and let me know if you make any headway. We must get to the bottom of this mystery before the Scadoober-pop eats my whole town!