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Here at our CandyCane Llama office complex we have decided to change this blog slightly. This change has caused us to hire over 250 new employees and add a new base in Hummingford, South Carolina. We hope you enjoy these changes as they have cost over $30,000 to put into effect. Happily, we are happy with the effect it has produced.

Oh No

Oh No i said oh no which clearly states that i am in a tornado! which states clearly that i am in TeXes which is home to the lone star which clearly states that Bart Starr did not live tiger because then the world would not see that the football team of 1601 was falsely commentated by hagrin Dung who clearly stated that dung is something to be proud of,Yes. and now i have said that i will turn the mic over to Lepie Wagodogoo. thank you. oh and deer, don't run into a hippo on the way, they are in west France so be careful!

Oie!!!!!!!!

When i said "wear oven mitts in the garden" i did not mean Bring the oven with you!! I see you wanted t be warm in the garden... well your plants are dried up and it all your fault!! So there....

That tree over there

that tree over there
that tree over there
that tree over there is doing nothing but stare...


so jump for joy!
so jump for Larry the purple and green polka-dotted-billed duck!


ladies and notgentlemen! please find a dance partner and plant some coast side rhododendrons in the mountains. Thank you very much!... NO! BART, NO! DO NOT PLAY WITH THE HIGH POWER LEAF!...well, OK, fine, do play with the high power leaf!

I am On the PHone

And no i did not mention anything about blow dryers attacking Greenland?!